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This made me smile
Zen advice1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me either.Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. It’s always darkest before dawn.So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.3 . No one is listening until you fart.4 . If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a mortgage payment.5 . Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criti...
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Mens Rules
These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every quest...
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