A diver fresh off one of the Republics walks into a bar and sits down next to a salty sailor who has a wooden leg , hook and an eye patch. Wow says the diver, you have had a rough life, what happened?
I matey says the sailor, I have seen a lot of things sailing the seven seas, rounding the Florida straits were being beaten up by a storm, the rigging broke and I was thrown overboard, I grabbed a line and was pulling me self back aboard when a great white took my leg. The ships wood wright made me this fine leg.
And what happened to the hand asked the diver, We were sailing in the Tortugas when pirates tried to board, we were able to repel them but not before one took my fore arm with his sword. The wood wright and the cook made me this fine hook!
And the eye, asked the diver. We were tying up at Stock Island and a Seagull pooped in me eye said the sailor. Wait said the diver, you have fought off great whites and pirates and lost your eye to a seagull?!!! Arrgg, said the sailor, T’was me first day with the hook!